what if somebody called you and said “I am bored” and you thought they meant “bored” so you were like “ah sorry man try watching some youtube or something” and hung up and they were just a plank of wood, standing there and crying bc nobody will help them
I literally have nobody.
- Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF
Robin Williams & Koko, 2001
“Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away.”
My heart just broke into a billion pieces